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And yes, I mean all of 1 degree Fahrenheit. Yet somehow it seems warmer than when it's in the 30’s. I’m not sure how that works out, but I’m starting to think the body shuts down somehow and you just don’t notice.

Anyway, nothing new really except my two newest obsessions. I’ve always been an animal person to some extent, but it’s starting to grow.

First up is africam. [link]
Yesterday (and so far today) just a parade of buffalo, zebras and I think Impalas. It’s kind of hard to tell with such a blurry camera.

But I’m liking National Geographic’s more. [link]
Yesterday it was a lot of birds, a crocodile, a bunch of elephants and a lone hyena.

I’m not going to be happy until I see a lion, though.





An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she appeared before the Judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches your Honor." The Judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The Judge then asked her, "How many peaches were in the can?"

She replied, "Six." The Judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The Judge said, "What is it? The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toiletpaper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make mybreasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says,"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.