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:excited:
Wed Jul 9, 2008, 8:12 AM
*Thebuild:iconThebuild:
*Spanks much harder* :spank:
Tue Jul 8, 2008, 2:02 PM
`FixMeKnow:iconFixMeKnow:
HARDER DAMN YOU!
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:spank:
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so it's Noelle is it?
Tue Jun 17, 2008, 8:25 AM
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blow where? :paranoid:
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Fucking thing SUCKS!
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vodka?
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:ahoy: Rum?
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do do do a da da da!
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    Vagina Punch

    Journal Entry: Thu Feb 21, 2008, 7:35 AM
    Why does this make me laugh? [link]





    I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee yourself.

    You hang in there sunshine. You're frigging special.


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    There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.

    The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."

    The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!"

    The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?"

    He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.

    :iconartistsforcharity: :icondeath-chicks: :iconseniormentors: :iconda-scavenger-hunt:

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    `DarkApple:iconDarkApple: Feb 21, 2008, 7:41:09 AM
    :lmao: That joke is dirrty.


    and haha, vagina punches :B
    `FixMeKnow:iconFixMeKnow: Feb 21, 2008, 7:42:12 AM
    it makes me laugh and I don't know why. :paranoid:

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    I taste so good you’ll want the recipe.
    ~laurichg:iconlaurichg: Feb 21, 2008, 7:42:50 AM
    funny joke... :giggle:

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    `FixMeKnow:iconFixMeKnow: Feb 21, 2008, 7:43:19 AM
    :aww:

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    I taste so good you’ll want the recipe.
    ~laurichg:iconlaurichg: Feb 21, 2008, 7:46:16 AM
    ;) Oh, and I love your new avatar. If I posted my ugly mug on DA I'd crash the servers and get banned for life... :noes:

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    `FixMeKnow:iconFixMeKnow: Feb 21, 2008, 7:50:21 AM
    liar. :evileye:

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    I taste so good you’ll want the recipe.
    `FixMeKnow:iconFixMeKnow: Feb 21, 2008, 7:51:06 AM
    dammit. now I want Chipotle and they don't open for another hour and ten minutes! :shakefist:

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    I taste so good you’ll want the recipe.
    ~laurichg:iconlaurichg: Feb 21, 2008, 7:55:08 AM
    It's true, I swear! I speaks only truth... :nod:

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    =morbidman187:iconmorbidman187: Feb 21, 2008, 8:01:46 AM
    Haha I saw the Vagina punch video yesterday.

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