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and because *manic-cure hates me.

1. I like avocados but they don’t like me. Just the smallest bit and I’m sick within 20 minutes.
2. I’m not that interesting so I have no idea why people keep tagging me with this stuff.
3. I shoved my mother’s house key into a light socket as a child. Apparently it runs in the family because she shoved a screwdriver into one when she was little.
4. I like cats better than dogs. And yes, I’ve had both. Plus birds, turtles, and hamsters.
5. I like nature over big cities.
6. I’m seriously addicted to pepsi. I’ve tried to quit, but I just turn into a huge major evil bitch. Way worse than usual.
7. I like playing video games, but I like watching other people play them more. It’s relaxing to me somehow.
8. The whole pepsi thing aside, I’m a bit of a health nut and I’m always reading up on vitamins and such.

And I REFUSE to tag anyone!





In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fishing and Gaming is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. The department has posted the following notice:

We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle any bears.

We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.

Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear feces.

Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear feces has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

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One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, "Mom? Am I a polar bear?"

"Well of course son!"

The cub replied, "You’re sure I'm not a panda bear or a black bear?"

"No, of course not. Now run outside and play."

But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father. The cub asks, "Dad, am I a polar bear?"

"Why of course son!" the papa polar bear gruffly replies.

The cub continues, "I don't have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?"

"No son. I'm a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!! Why in the world do you ask?"

"Because I'm freezing my BUTT off!!"