[link]I don't know if I should laugh, or ... laugh.
[link]**EDIT It's official. He's my hero.
[link]And a big, giant

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princessmorgan for the subby. I didn't realize it had expired until the ads showed up. No more dA fella to remind us anymore?


An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor to give a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing"
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get that darn jar open."

Devious Comments
Both those videos were amazing!
That guy was wearing a fox pelt!
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I'm a Bunneh :B
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I taste so good youll want the recipe.
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I'm a Bunneh :B
The second one shows how far dance routines have come.
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*pErplex-edNESS is my Little Panda.
.:: "Save The Cheerleader, Save The World" ::.
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-be as soft as silk, but strong like a diamond-
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I taste so good youll want the recipe.
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I taste so good youll want the recipe.
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I taste so good youll want the recipe.
I..don't know what to say after that
That blonde guy was so WEIRD!
Catch the fox! Catch the fox!
And those dance moves...the little doll and the arrows
And the dog was awsome. He started sweet and worried and eded up a jerk
love when the dog makes the "how hard is it to grow boobs" comment.
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I taste so good youll want the recipe.
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